Here's a tip: scour this page for hidden (albeit quite obviously) evidence, to provide yourself some auditory stimulation...

The work ethic of this pair of "detectives" has suffered from time to time due to their preoccupation with balls. So much so in Max's case, on occassion, that Sam has had to make him toe the line.

Their choice of residence was naturally close to a testicle retailer. But soon Bosco's low-grade balls became inadequate to feed Sam and Max's dire needs. They tried a variety of alternatives, but eventually their addiction hungers had to be sated once and for all. Their "bigfoot" assignment was the perfect solution.

Max seeks alternative sources of balls

The balls of the sasquatch are of legendary succulence. Did you ever stop to think why a dog in a suit and tie and a white furry lagomorph would be in such an almighty hurry to track down a missing freak show exhibit? I put it to you that their enthusiasm was due not to a sense of civic duty, nor to the incentive of hard currency, but the overwhelming cravings they bore for the balls of the abominable snowman.

A surprising source of support in their quest was the chief of the yetis, Vanuatoo. Although his taste in balls was a little more conservative than Sam and Max's, he was more than sympathetic to their plight. And so, armed with their trusty ball retriever, Sam and Max went on to dine well.

But even after they had secured this highest of prizes, gorging their abounding appetites, Sam and Max could not put their addiction behind them. This is the most recent picture I have of Max, having eaten his own left eye ball in a pitiful effort to stave off his testicle withdrawl sickness.

Appendix
Submitted by our good friend Karl, here are some general observations which lend weight to my case...

"Further highly unsound evidence for the specialized, carnivorous inclinations of Max, the rabbity-looking cartoon creature!"
"Sharp, jagged, and pointy - this is not the name of a law firm, but a description of Max's teeth! These are the vicious, tearing jaws of a meat-eater!"
"Only a high-calorie diet can sustain the continuous high state of activity which Max displays, and the highest calorie food source available is FLESH!"
"Personality: Extremely aggressive - indubitably the result of many years of a diet rich in fat, protein, and testosterone!"

"Additional note: Sam's wearing of a suit indicates that he is sensitive about his "condition" and is attempting to cover it up. Truly a tragedy."

Be warned. Be warned against the variety of celebrities who share Sam and Max's affliction. Visit the Ate My Balls! Megapage Past being wary of becoming a victim, as I myself did, be aware that you too could become a balls addict. It's not just the rich and famous that eat balls. It could happen to you.

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